About Me

My name is Frank, and according to most random strangers, I have beautiful eyes. I live in a suburban bungalow with my Mother. The basement is all mine ladies. So, tell your friends. I'm a sucker for a good game of Lawn Darts, and I hold the local championship in whole milk drinking. I drive a bicycle, and I'm a good cuddler. I'm also the spokesman for Safety Glasses Inc. and The Snug Harness.