We here at the Snug Harness would like to introduce you to
one of our highly knowledgeable salesman. So let’s begin the analysis of Luke Allsage.
Born in the Midwest, a young Luke Allsage has always been a ladies’ man. Frank and Luke are like peas in a pod, but not the same pod, that would be… you know… unmanly. Frank and Luke regularly frequent the local saloons in search of the fairer sex. Luke usually enters the drinking establishments, while Frank regularly hangs out by the dumpsters. Like Batman & Robin, they continue their pursuit for love. If anyone is interested in this dynamic duo, let us know.
Some say Luke had a calling for fall protection, others say he was in desperate need of a job. Who knows? All that matters is that he’s here, and he knows his stuff. Luke knows fall protection like Frank knows aged whole milk.
His first day on the job was marred by a slight concussion and a whopping $0.15 sales day, but by the end of the week he was up to a solid dollar, and the rest is pretty much history.
Now he lives the high life basking in the glow of all his bling, and gorging daily on fine Wisconsin food such as, meat, cheese, and cheap domestic beer. He lives in central Wisconsin and hunts deer, bigfoot, rabbits, small children, and barely attractive women.
So, for all your fall protection and dating needs give Luke a call @ 888-549-1700.
